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[Uiru]

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why does everyone hate ITG so much? damn, quit your bitchin.
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[Uiru]

I'd tell you, but it might cause some controversy.

Oh, what the hell. I don't like ITG because clinging to the bar for dear life and screaming like a little girl is lame, and building an entire "game" around this concept, and getting your dumb asses sued for thinking Konami wouldn't fucking step on you for it, is worse (and laughable!).

And the reason I don't like ITG PS2 is because even if you STARTED with the premise that ITG is fine and good, the home version was coded and designed by morons who had clearly never programmed before in their entire lives, and then censored to hell and back! God bless America! You can censor anything here!

Sorry guys, but copyright law DOES exist in those other little countries that you are just dimly aware of, and unfortunately, you can't wave your penis at this problem and make it go away. The judge is not going to give one flying fuck about how many elevendyfooters you can pass, so good luck coming up with some other reason why a jury of people who ALSO don't care about how many elevendyfooters you can pass shouldn't give Konami every penny you have! This is why real companies have things like R&D teams (to come up with ideas yourself, for instance) and people who are aware of the fact that law exists so they can tell you about mistakes that will crush you if you make them- are you all planning on being dead by '07 anyway or something? Oh, and real companies also much less commonly have fucking stupid names designed to cater to the God damn lower class of the fucking Internet cesspool, but this is actually a minor quibble compared to OMGLOLHAXSUE???????!!11 OMGCOUNTERSUEWEHAVEACHANCEOMGOMGOMG! How the hell do you explain that to someone? "Well, mom, the name of my company is something that stupid eleven-year-olds say to each other on the Internet!" Congratulations, mom, your son's a winner! Never mind the fact they're trying to carve a niche INSIDE ANOTHER NICHE while attracting legal fire from all sides for their blatant disregard for real life, but whatever!

Let me give you guys a tip, though... when the lawyer asks one of you to come up to the bar, make absolutely sure you don't rape it! Hey, I got it- some idiot told these idiots that courtrooms had BARS in them! THAT'S why they didn't settle like other companies who still exist did! "Bars, man, we can't lose if we have bars!" What are you gonna do, 3-star Konami in a court of law over a game of elevendyfooters? Bahahahahaha!

If anyone is wondering why I didn't use bold for any of the emphasis, I used all the b-tags for censor bypass. And also, please keep in mind that he asked! Have fun, kids! Bahahahahaha!
~Uiru
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[sherl0k]

for the record uriu was not warned for that post
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[Goggles]

Uiru...you're awesome. Great post.
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Good stuff.
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Uiru wins at the game of life.
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Too bad ITG is a fun game with 5 levels of play that don't absolutely require the bar...

Too bad Uiru doesn't like it because of the Company's name and legalities of the product...

Too bad there are those of us who can somehow possibly still have fun while raping the bar and using 3x Solo and 5x metal, and that there are others who can't tolerate that and choose to think that nobody can possibly have fun with a game while using the bar and playing with 3x Solo and 5x metal...

I don't know, it just really pisses me off that this guy hates the game because of the people who made it. I mean, it's about Twenty people trying to compete with a company of Thousands. So what if they have bugs? They're at least trying to make a game that caters to the Dancing game player, something that Konami hasn't done since 2002(Yes Ex2 is awesome, but if they really cared they would've let us make the timing windows how we want them). A free copy of ITG is worth having, even if you only want to play the(fun) hard charts. Besides, Have you even played on an ITG2 DedCab Uiru? It's really far far better than ITG1 of any form. They improved A LOT.
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[Uiru]

TEH0MNI! Welcome back to the didderfreaks.

Thanks for the supportive words, everyone. Good to see I'm not alone here. I will see this place remain DDRFreak.

Yes, our arcade is fucking retarded and doesn't actually maintain any of their machines, so our broken Extreme was forced to compete with a shiny new "DedCab" (now with 50% less copyright infringement blunders and corporate suicide!). Which naturally brings in more money, since the hordes of newbies don't care one way or another, but even they can figure out that a pad that works is better than a pad that doesn't. So we might be losing our Extreme thanks to that God damn eyesore, so that's a little personal fuel for my fanboy fire. Should we lose that Extreme machine, broken and dirty as it is, we will have nothing but the dedcab... which means I'll never play arrow smash in the arcade again. Of course I have CFs and a modded PS2, but there will definitely be a loss to the small but struggling community here. Even most of our ITG fanboys want to keep the Extreme machine around.

As for the machine itself, I've played on it twice- Hardcore of the North expert. Giggle. Giggle. The first time, I got it stuck on that absolutely retarded Hallway thing, and the second time I was tired. :p Needless to say, I'm in no rush to waste any more of my time or money on it. (I couldn't even hear the song. Come on.) It works, which is a change from our "Don't Play Oni" and "Say Goodbye To Your Extra Stage" didder, and it's shiny and the screen looks nice and the USB thumbdrive thing is actually pretty cool. But I've yet to hear any music from it that grips my attention for even a second like Dynamite Rave and End of the Century did, so long ago... (with the reluctant admission of that William Tell song, but that was in a tournamix first, as I recall- I can't believe some idiot ITG fanboy said Extreme 2 was nothing but a forum scrape for the most requested licences, as if that would have been a bad thing anyway, with all the tournamix crap that wound up in ITG). And the music is the important part.

Oh, and the interface/graphics make me want to spew projectile vomit over everyone within a thirty foot radius, but that is less important. I enjoyed Festival, after all.

And for those interested, my preferred method of play is x1.5 Solo, no bar. I can, of course, function perfectly well without Solo, I just use it out of habit (I have no issue clearing Happy Hardcore and BeForU oni, for instance). I also enjoy a good round of 6-option mode every now and then.

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[bluemoondevil]

Damn Uiru. You rock. The next time I want a company to cry on it's knees remind me to give you a call lol.
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[Uiru]

Honesty? What in the name of God does ITG have to do with honesty?
~Uiru
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